I love pity parties. I wish I'd brought hats" - Christian

“Giving advice was a lot harder than following it.”

“I found the candles—atrocious air freshening ones that smelled like fake pine.”

“Strigoi have red eyes, " I explained. "Do his eyes look red?" The boy leaned fo…”

“I'm done with the pouting," he said. "Done with being moody—well, I mean, I'm a…”