I love the sunrise, but not as much as I love you. Will you pass me my midnight-black blindfold?

“We’re different, you and I. I am a Rorschach Test, and you, you are a butterfly…”

“I’m a dyslexic dancer. Instead of leading the women, I follow. Quick, cab drive…”

“I need your help. Hold this water balloon while I pee in it.”

“A brick could be used to tell time. And just between you and me, I hope that br…”