I love women’s breasts. I love how they don’t blink when I stare at them.

“She had two leaves for feat. Maple, I think. She was flat-footed and always rea…”

“My love is useful, and my love is for sale. (Batteries not included).”

“I’ll tell myself whatever I need to hear to stop listening.”

“He has one of the worst personalities. Actually, you can’t call it a personalit…”