I made a necklace out of seashells, but I lost it at the beach. I don’t think I’ll ever find it again, so I might as well make a new one.

“I’ll give you money to buy what I’m selling, because I’m a savvy salesman.”

“Love isn’t measured in feet and miles, it’s measured in hands and hands on. (Ye…”

“A glazed banana peel is not for eating, it’s for innuendo.
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“Orafoura paid me in pajamas, and I let him because the pajamas matched his plai…”