I made an ice sculpture that represents my love for you. It never melts.

“My shadow’s so substantial that it has its own shadow. It isn’t as tall, but th…”

“I’m a stand up guy. Especially when compared to someone sitting down.”

“I drive by the spot of my injury, because each time I do, the pain lessens, and…”

“I decide to scope out craigslist to see all the vibrant economic employment opp…”