I made love in a HAZMAT suit. I think I contaminated the relationship.

“A person’s favorite word is brother, because he or she can relate to it. I love…”

“My business associate said, “OK, Jarod, let’s talk turkey.” And I said, “If you…”

“A blanket and a brick could be put in a ring and paid to fight. Compared to MMA…”

“I’m putty in her hands. Out of her hands, I’m more like clay.
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