I made love with a cute woman yesterday. I would have made love with a gorgeous woman, but she was more expensive.

“I explore my subconscious the way Cousteau explored the sea: with a scuba tank …”

“You can read until you’re blue in the face, but I’d recommend writing until you…”

“I am the broth of love. Make soup to me.”

“Growing up, the only class I didn’t doodle in was Art class, because there I’d …”