I made love without her, and I just barely made it.

“She was dressed as a nearly invisible shower, wearing only a raincoat, and I so…”

“Give people a little, and they’ll want a lot. Give them a lot, and they’ll only…”

“She said, “You disgust me. How do you live with yourself?” So I said, “Like I l…”

“When I turned 30, I was done with Thousand Island dressing. I have moved on to …”