I made out like a bandit. Not that I’ve ever made out with a bandit.

“I can’t do a round off, but I can round off to the nearest back handspring.”

“After being videotaped, I found that I talk a lot with my hands. Especially if …”

“I’m on the road, Butte is 58 miles away, and I’m driving 85 mph. So I should be…”

“My skull is soundproof. And thank God too, or else you’d be able to hear all th…”