I make art like I make love—slowly, so I get the most for my money.

“Back in high school, I started a gang called “The Illiterates.” To easily ident…”

“I’m sexually attracted to statues made out of decomposing food. Is it normal to…”

“I sped-read through a book that probably weighed a pound, though I only gleaned…”

“I could put the journal in journalist, but I’d rather supply my diary.”