I make love alone, because it’s one person faster than two.

“I’ve had 24 girlfriends in my life, and all of them occurred in the same two-da…”

“I don’t think our president is doing a good job, but I think he’s doing a great…”

“When I’m in the ocean, I swim alone, because I’m a shark-eating man. I’m also a…”

“The house I grew up in is one of a kind. It’s a bibliophile’s fantasy, and if t…”