I make love like a leprechaun, and I cuddle like a rainbow—after a shower.

“I told her she should come back to my place because it’d just won sixth place i…”

“Would you like your cyanide as it is, or by some other name?”

“I am Vigalig the Destroyer. Except during the day, and then I am Gigalig the Gi…”

“Here’s a list in no particular order: chaos, confusion, and disorganization.”