I make love like an albino sings—softly, and from sunset to sunrise (except in Alaska).

“I had a Chinese girlfriend once who asked me how much she meant to me. I knew v…”

“I’m not waiting until my hair turns white to become patient and wise. Nope, I’m…”

“A brick could be used as a substitute for the steak my mother-in-law just cooke…”

“The boxer had two black eyes. But that’s to be expected, since he was from Afri…”