I make love like I make lasagna. Makes me hungry just thinking about it.

“The last time I saw love was in my imagination while reading a book on Thomas J…”

“I didn’t have time to bury the money. All my precious time was taken up burying…”

“I need money. I suppose I could sell my penis for profit. Or better yet, rent i…”

“A brown blanket could be used in place of chocolate frosting on a cake, and sin…”