I make love like I make lasagna: with extra meat.

“God created the heavens, while the devil created doubt. Here is a short list of…”

“I’m all out of beer like I’m all out of love. But I don’t drink beer, so who ca…”

“He said that he said it—a second he, not a man named He. And not He-Man either.”

“With a last name like Elov, you’d probably have a mixed up love life.”