I make love like I sing—in a choir, alone in the bathtub.

“I went in the dark room. It wasn’t filled with photograph negatives, but it was…”

“The thing that has impacted life on earth the most is life on mars. That’s wher…”

“I’m a combat specialist and marriage counselor.”

“People always say I have hands as large as the Roman Empire. I guess it just go…”