I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level.

“140 Billy-powered engine. It won’t drive, but it will Idol.”

“Here’s a list in no particular order: chaos, confusion, and disorganization.”

“A blanket could be used to fix your broken marriage. You’ll also need duct tape…”

“A monster’s not a monster to another monster. At least that’s what I thought wh…”