I make my own cologne. It’s called “Sweat,” and it’s hard work making it. But I can tell people love it, because they’re so envious and jealous when I wear it that they avoid me altogether.

“Politically, Republicans and Democrats are at opposite ends. One’s a burp and t…”

“His name is Randy Randy (Or is it Randy Randy?), and he probably makes women do…”

“A brick could be used as a replacement for an erection. Hey, I did it in the ea…”

“I’m 30-years-old, and I still can’t get out from under my father’s shadow. He’s…”