I may be daft but I'm no' stupid!

“Now look," snapped the Dean, "we've searched everywhere for a decent library on…”

“They've got something they do it with, I think it's called a mocracy, and it me…”

“The librarians were mysterious. It was said they could tell what book you neede…”

“The truth is that even big collections of ordinary books distort space, as can …”