I may look like someone you know. I resemble an apple pie.

“I’m a closet sociopath. You can tell by all the skeletons I have hanging up nex…”

“I made you a logo. It’s supposed to represent you as a person, and that’s why i…”

“If I were a mannequin, I'd know people would only want me for my body. But that…”

“Music can elevate man to new heights. Especially elevator music.”