I may not be a horse whisperer, but I certainly can and do shout at unicorns.

“I is not only a letter, I is me. So in that respect, I guess I am a simple guy.”

“A blanket could be used to express my condolences. I’m sorry to have to tell yo…”

“The chimes were clinging in the wind. Or were they clanging, and clinging to ho…”

“A brick could be used to send Satan back from whence he came. But where did he …”