I meant to spear her with my love, but bad breath got in the way. Next time I’ll spearmint. Autore: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “My birthday is coming up. I was born on March 5th, 1982. Humans have come a lon…” “A blanket of self-regulated trust on a bed of deceit. ” “The last time somebody pointed out that cowboys ride horses, not tricycles, I s…” “So I just got a call from the hotel, and they want me to start work tomorrow. I…”