I met a man with no forehead and receding eyebrows. He had ketchup crusted on his eyelids. I can't remember what we talked about, I just remember him smelling like chicken feed.

“I wonder if Seal got his name because it looks like his face was mauled by a Gr…”

“There was something fishy about Mr. Dolphin, even though he seemed to be a regu…”

“Love is like building a wall with two bricks and a ton of wind. Obviously you a…”

“Does my face not look hungry? My mouth is the path and mouthpiece to my stomach…”