I met my girlfriend at a bar. But I broke up with her because she was already there, hitting on another guy.

“A door shaped like a vagina is more inviting. Sure, I’ll come in, but not slouc…”

“I’m growing an Abe Lincoln beard. On my ball sack.”

“After years of searching, I finally found love. I found it in the unlikeliest o…”

“I wear my shirts backwards and inside out. It helps give my genitals more breat…”