I mined my clone’s thoughts. I hope he doesn’t mind.

“I wear a mustache, both as a disguise—and as a cooter tickler.”

“A brick could be used as a Red Beard Replacement, for those of us who can’t gro…”

“You can share in my joy, but I don’t want to share my misery. No, I want to giv…”

“I don’t worry about GDP. Not when there are so many other combinations of lette…”