I miss my ex girlfriend a lot. But at least I’m getting to be a better shot.

“Did I spell the word “did” right? Of course not! I got my D’s mixed up.”

“After dinner I told her I wouldn’t put away the plates, because I might cause a…”

“I’m a fan of Meatloaf. He has a voice like it’s covered in thick gravy. There’s…”

“Ten years have gone by since the ten year anniversary, and I still remember it …”