I murdered all my staff. I’m terribly sorry. I thought they were someone else (my wife).

“I'm all about safe fruit. After I peel a banana, I roll on a condom.”

“I asked if I could draw on her face, because not only was her head globe-shaped…”

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“I think it’s OK to rape as many people as possible, and that’s precisely why I’…”