I need a Caution: Slippery When Wet sign, because I just spilled my ego all over the floor.


“She called and said she had to cancel tomorrow. “Cancel tomorrow!” I shrieked. …”

“Respect doesn’t have to be shiny. It just needs to be wearable. Would you be so…”

“I have always loved camping, ever since I was eight, and was forcibly stuffed i…”

“God gave man two ears and one penis hole for a reason. I’m not sure what that r…”