I need a water/glory mix of 2:1. That’d make me piss like a champion.

“Love equals 9X+1Y-4Z, with XYZ representing whatever.”

“I once met an asexual unicycle, but I wasn’t wearing rubber gloves so I didn’t …”

“I’ve felt alone, cold, and clothed in shame for too long. Let the sunlight be m…”

“Love has already put on its pants by the time you realize your diaper needs to …”