I need camouflage that works in such a way that when I wear it, you disappear.

“Though my skull is the size of a soup bowl, everything in the universe—and more…”

“I called my father, but he pretended to be sleeping at first, then claimed not …”

“I want a trophy that has atrophy—where the maquette on top isn’t sculpted metal…”

“If you can’t respect me as a banana, then I’m not sure how you can respect me a…”