I need to dig a hole the size of the Grand Canyon to bury all of my problems.

“A brick could be used as a headstone. Or the instrument that proves “until deat…”

“A brick could be locked in a safe, because nobody will try to steal it there.
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“You don’t need my approval to disagree. But I’m sure you agree—and I’m sure you…”

“She said, “What?” so I replied, “What what?” She gave me a look that said, “Wha…”