I need to drain the thermodynamic fluid from my bathos tub.

“Albertasauras is named After Alberta, Canada, which is named after Prince Alber…”

“I don’t worry about identity theft, because I don’t even know who I am as a per…”

“I like the way I look, but I don’t like the way my mirror presents me. It’s bia…”

“I carry a concealed weapon—high cholesterol. It’s deadly.
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