I need to get my wedding ring resized, because it still fits tight around my neck.

“My motto: I’ll do it today, or tomorrow, or the next day, or not.”

“I’m hoping my routine will break me out of my rut. If I keep spinning my wheels…”

“We are the wire, and tomorrow is like yesterday with a furry back. Don’t pet me…”

“Her name is Denise, and she has green eyes and red hair. Well, this week. Last …”