I need to hire a babysitter for Friday night. I also need to buy myself some adult diapers.

“Love will make a man do some funny things, like tightrope walking across a tele…”

“Back in high school, I started a gang called “The Illiterates.” To easily ident…”

“I wanted to tell her “I love you” back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect …”

“I am the time machine of love. Quick, pull my big lever!”