I need your compliments to feed my ego, because it’s bored of mac and cheese. And honestly, so am I.

“Out of all the guys she could love, I am two of them. But she chose my clone ov…”

“A brick could be an object to measure your life against. Are you square, rigid,…”

“If I asked people how many people there are in the world, I’ll bet more than ha…”

“A blanket could be used to fly interdimensionally. My penis is a wormhole.
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