I never hit below the belt, especially if that belt is the rust belt and I’m in Texas.

“A smile, a smirk, and a wink walk into a bar, and the bartender asks them what …”

“Walk Like A Pine Tree Day occurs on Stand Still Day. Orafoura and I observe bot…”

“Sleeping in a tinfoil suit keeps me warmer and helps prepare me for my voyage t…”

“Seeing no better jobs on the horizon than flipping hamburgers with so much grea…”