I never said I liked coffee better than sex. I said I'd had it more.

“I'm not a purist. Coffee drinking minus cream and sugar is an acquired taste. I…”

“I'll know coffee works without cream and sugar when I see people buying unsweet…”

“I'm a coffee expert. I'm not a medical expert, but I play one on TV. - on Oprah…”

“People assume because I'm a coffee expert I drink lots of coffee. I can't. It t…”