I never stopped loving you. I never did. I never loved you, not: I never did stop loving you.

“Politicians think the only way out of a hole is to keep digging.”

“The best way to hide a body is to convert it to saltwater and then dump it in t…”

“I respect people who make eye contact (blind people get a free respect card).”

“I would let you ride shotgun, but first I’ll need to reload.”