I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?

“I have no auditory depth perception. She said, “I love you,” and I couldn’t eve…”

“I was so offended I wanted to light his face on fire. But I restrained myself, …”

“I tried to wear my shirt while it was still on the hanger. That’s just the kind…”

“A brick could be used to help defeat all incumbent politicians whose last name …”