I oft go to a loft aloft in the sky. I go alone, because I enjoy the company of a lofty intellect.

“Fruit punch is better than a sucker punch—but quick, flex your abs.”

“I treat women like royalty. But not from a Bolshevik perspective.”

“I’d rather be me being me than me trying to be my own clone. I try to stay true…”

“Someday I want to write a sixteen-syllable Haiku about the death and disappeara…”