I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a floating torso. I love with the same air of mystery.

“Bread can soak up soup, but can it soak up all my love for you? I doubt it. You…”

“I crumpled up a piece of paper and threw it in the garbage. Then I quickly snat…”

“We were wearing diapers at the same time. We didn’t grow up together, however. …”

“Thirteen of us ate supper, and then one of us died. Unfortunately, he did not r…”