I often wonder how far I’d go for love. I guess it all depends on the price of gas.


“I second that notion. And if I had 59 more, I’d have a minute.”

“I’ll buy your product and then return your product, and tell you to keep my mon…”

“I want to grow a flower for every time someone tells me “F*** you.” Then I’ll g…”

“I want to make a splash in the world, and I want to make one with my dry wit. M…”