I once got a handjob from a glove. I miss the 80s.

“-There’s a beautiful woman here for you who wants to have sex.
-Tell her I’m ma…”

“I was driving to another girl’s house who’s not my girl, and I saw a red sign b…”

“I’m different than other men in that I’m indifferent to the ins and outs of con…”

“The moon is an orbital albino, and it gets tons of sunlight, so I propose Opera…”