I once met a man who couldn't think outside of the box. So one day, while he was thinking, I taped the box shut and mailed him to Maine. UPS reported that the box was missing, so I guess he's still lost in thought.

“Seeing no better jobs on the horizon than flipping hamburgers with so much grea…”

“It’s possible that I couldn’t handle the truth, but I sure wouldn’t mind fondli…”

“A brick could be used as disbelief. I can tell you believe me, so why don’t you…”

“She had two blueberries for eyes, and hair the color of strawberries. Too bad o…”