I once saw a snake having sex with a vulture, and I thought, It’s just business as usual in Washington DC.

“We shouldn’t eat raw food. In fact, we probably shouldn’t even be listening to …”

“Reverse psychology, I do it in front of the mirror.”

“Crying about the economy is a strategy. It won’t get you a job, but it will kee…”

“Sometimes looking like you know is better than actually knowing. People respect…”