I once tried out for the Girl Scouts. I only went to one meeting. I ate all their cookies and then left.

“I was in the shower the other day and I noticed on the back of the shampoo bott…”

“A blanket could be used for political transparency. After all, what’s more see-…”

“Nobody’s going to notice what’s not there, unless something was there and now i…”

“A brick could be used to deny you your dreams. And a blanket could be used as a…”