I opened my wallet and gave him a coupon, hoping he’d open his wallet and give me money.

“If I remain silent, the proper response is, “You don’t say.”

“With friends like me, who needs mannequins? My love for you is statuesque. Come…”

“The fastest I’ve ever fallen in love is 17 miles per hour. But I was safe, beca…”

“I want to end global hunger by feeding half the world’s starving people to the …”