I own a few yawns that I rent out to people who are tired of the sleazy snooze salesman.

“A brick could be used as a door handle. On an all-brick house this would be gre…”

“The only thing I have left to remember her by is the scent of her perfume. I ju…”

“I’m so silent I can hardly hear myself think. But that’s why I bought the sciss…”

“To wipe her off my mind, I wiped my ass. I felt so free after that I took a shi…”