I own nothing, but at least nothing owns me. Well, besides the bank.

“Science doesn’t listen. Science has mice growing out of its ears. Wait, I mean …”

“In the throes of passion, I threw out an I love you. Did I mean it? Does a dict…”

“I hope you don’t mind, but I took the liberty of taking away your freedoms. –Un…”

“Stoplight red is never greener than when it’s tinged with yellow. I make love l…”