I personally subscribe to the belief that normal is just a setting on the dryer.

“Lacy took the box she’d brought up from the basement and placed each item insid…”

“The old man was cranky, bitter bastard, but it’s the thorn in your side that le…”

“My mother used to say that sometimes if you turn a tragedy over in your hand, y…”

“People in the real world would kill for a happily ever after, and you're willin…”